Aroma Explorer Gifts

Prescription Air Fresheners

"How do you expect the aroma-therapy to work on my anxiety, if..."

"I'm detecting notes of honeysuckle, apple, and. . . yes, freshly minted money."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

We have to stop surprising each other.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'I'm picking up unsubtle hints of coffee.'

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

Nostrildamus.

I smell beer, Lance. You think that's fun? Try drinking some!

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

Essential Motor Oils

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

"You're not happy with the perfume your husband bought you, are you?"