Aroma Adventurer Gifts

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Aromatherapy for Men

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

Pheromones.

'Garlic is great protection against a cold...because no-one will come near you!'

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

"Have you got one called 'New Car Smell'?"

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"You're not happy with the perfume your husband bought you, are you?"

'Male version of aromatherapy'

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

'These are crazy ideas - Have you no common scents!'

'Nice aftershave, I'm getting cinnamon, mango, and a fresh citrus top note...'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

I smell beer, Lance. You think that's fun? Try drinking some!

We have to stop surprising each other.

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

'By god that man stinks!'

Old Book Smell

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Scents and scentsibility"

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

"I love the smell of floral notes in the spring."