Aroma Expert Gifts

'Well, it's a good thing we brought along those little boxes of baking soda.'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

We have to stop surprising each other.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Scents and scentsibility"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

Nature Scents Research Department.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

"I love the smell of floral notes in the spring."

'I'm picking up unsubtle hints of coffee.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent