Aroma Alchemists T-Shirts

'I wish someone would get busy and invent toothpaste and deodorant!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

We have to stop surprising each other.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

'I'm picking up unsubtle hints of coffee.'

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

I smell beer, Lance. You think that's fun? Try drinking some!

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

Nostrildamus.

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

"You're not happy with the perfume your husband bought you, are you?"

"Ambitions... To live next door to a Chinese takeaway."

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

"I'm detecting notes of honeysuckle, apple, and. . . yes, freshly minted money."