Aroma Analyst Pillows

'This wine has a 'cheeky' little aroma, Bruce... Unlike that city-slicker's larger!'

'By god that man stinks!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Aromatherapy for Men

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

We have to stop surprising each other.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Scents and scentsibility"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

Nature Scents Research Department.

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

"I love the smell of floral notes in the spring."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'I'm picking up unsubtle hints of coffee.'

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

The dashboard odormeter

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

I smell beer, Lance. You think that's fun? Try drinking some!

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.