Aroma Therapist Pillows

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

We have to stop surprising each other.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

The dashboard odormeter

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

I smell beer, Lance. You think that's fun? Try drinking some!

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

Nostrildamus.

Aromatherapy.

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'