Aroma Therapist Mugs

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

Pheromones.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

The dashboard odormeter

Nostrildamus.

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

Aromatherapy.

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

New Age Auto Repair

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

'Pot' - pouri "I'm as aromatherapised as a bugger.."