Army Recruits Gifts

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

"I heard the military is downsizing, but this is #&@! ridiculous."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'I was headhunted.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'...and this is the Mess.'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Banting in the Yeomanry

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'I may scream at you occasionally. Pay no attention. I may rant and rave...pay no attention...I may even fire you occasionally. PAY ATTENTION!'

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

"I liked the one that saluted."

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

"He wants to be a Navy Seal when he grows up."

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

Military ardour.

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

Sympathy

"In the mid 60s I received both my draft card and a Valentine's Day card on February 14th. Being a conscientious objector to both love and war, I burned both cards."

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