Army Joining Ceremony Gifts

'I appreciate your enthusiasm, but we'll provide camouflage.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Lesbian civil partnership.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

Monk Prompt

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

A Reasonable Time for Concern

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Gates of heaven

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

Happy Thought.

Base chapel.

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

'Let me guess - You want to be a helicopter pilot?'

"I liked the one that saluted."

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

Young man asking his governer to buy him a commission in the army

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'By the way, what are we in line for?'

'Will this be a never-ending romance, David?'