Armchairs Gifts

"I'm sorry, but Dad's final wishes were that you didn't get to sit in his chair."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Flight simulator'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

D.I.Y

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

London map drawn from memory.

'What, They're comfortable.'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Introverted Chair

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Reserved Parking

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Kick! Go for it!

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Marco Polo

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

"Giddy-up dinner."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'We'd like to go to a country that doesn't have tsunamis.'

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

Parisian Misguided Tours.