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'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Flight simulator'

D.I.Y

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

London map drawn from memory.

'What, They're comfortable.'

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."

Reserved Parking

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Introverted Chair

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Marco Polo

"Question ... what is my motivation to ever leave this armchair?"

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

'We'd like to go to a country that doesn't have tsunamis.'

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

"Giddy-up dinner."

Flightless Bird

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Parisian Misguided Tours.