Wheelchairs T-Shirts

'Harris is going off-roading.'

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

Wheelchair with kick-stand.

Nice custom job, Bill!

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

Medication for the elderly

'What, They're comfortable.'

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

'Mr. Franklin. what did I tell you about wheelies in he hallway?'

Old man has a walking stick case.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

Running in please pass

'Well you were warned about the dangers of sedentary lifestyle.'

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

"Don't even think about it."

The Nobility Scooter

Arrh? I must remember to put my brakes on!

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

Psychologist to secretary about wet spot: 'That's the last time I use the inner child technique!'

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

'If I feel myself slipping backwards, I just throw out this anchor.'

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

"You father's a nap just waiting to happen."

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

When Chairs Attack

"Nice curvature."