Aristocratic Leisure Lover Gifts

Pompous horse rider pt. 1

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Well Earned Vacation"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

Ultra-lazy sloth

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Table tennis.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"Yipeee!"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone that does yard work."

You've done it again, Harry.