Aristocratic Leisure Lover T-Shirts

Pompous horse rider pt. 1

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Ultra-lazy sloth

Problem Solving

Table tennis.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Yipeee!"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

You've done it again, Harry.