Argentinian Soccer Fans Gifts

Sergio Kun Aguero

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Mohamed Salah

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Egyptian Football

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Snowman Football Fan.

Spot the fur ball.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

Lionel Messi

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Stop with racism in sport!

'Sorry, but my dad would make a useless soccer coach: His only ball skil is 'fetch'...'

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Hands in same position from birth to death.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Theater or football.

Goal