Argentinian Soccer Fans Pillows

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

Egyptian Football

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Snowman Football Fan.

Spot the fur ball.

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

The game comes first...

"Jim was a model Dad".

Theater or football.

Goal

Hands in same position from birth to death.

Stop with racism in sport!

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'