Brazilian Football Fan Pillows

I like the Jets...I guess

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Bears

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Football

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Uptight End"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"