Brazilian Bash Fan Pillows

'I thought it was a coffee morning.'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Spam in Hell.

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

The Brazilian Blow dry

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Lawyers On A Plane.

Musician

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

The Sedentary Dead.

Old Yarns

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

Street musician enterprises.

Guitar emergency.

Guitarist.

Honey please!

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

"It's good luck."

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

Machado de Assis

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Five minutes everybody.