Argentina Aficionado Pillows

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Why moms make bad refs.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Herb's from Texas."

Snowman Football Fan.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Carpe diem

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Party Party!

Funky Facts: USA.

Ref is red carding the computer for acting up.

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

'We got married on Cup Final Day so that he wouldn't forget our anniversary.'

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"You could do a lot worse then be good at football... I know... some people have to settle for politics."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"It's a polo pony"