Argentina Aficionado Pillows

Footballers - Diego Maradonna

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Back to school.

Raheem Sterling

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Why moms make bad refs.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Herb's from Texas."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Snowman Football Fan.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Carpe diem

Ref is red carding the computer for acting up.

"Let's just take one pass at it all in caps, see how it feels."

Party Party!

Funky Facts: USA.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

Sergio Kun Aguero

Shirker ant.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

NBA on strike.

World Cup Fever

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"You could do a lot worse then be good at football... I know... some people have to settle for politics."

'We got married on Cup Final Day so that he wouldn't forget our anniversary.'