Atletico Aficionado Pillows

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Beer Stall

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Happy thoughts

Treasure Island Book.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

John Masefield.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Snowman Football Fan.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Join me in a beer?

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Fyodor Sologub