Atletico Aficionado Prints

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Back to school.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Beer Stall

Raheem Sterling

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Happy thoughts

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Treasure Island Book.

Mohamed Salah

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Malty tasking.'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

John Masefield.

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Snowman Football Fan.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Join me in a beer?

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."