Atletico Madrid Admirer Prints

Fernando Torres

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Raheem Sterling

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Wilfried Zaha

Football Sculpture.

Snowman Football Fan.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Rugby Mad.

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Ref is red carding the computer for acting up.

Soccer Moms

Funky Facts: USA.

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

Sergio Aguero

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Daley Thompson

World Cup Fever

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

Dog and frog playing football.

Football Angel

"You could do a lot worse then be good at football... I know... some people have to settle for politics."

'We got married on Cup Final Day so that he wouldn't forget our anniversary.'

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

He's been working out and eating right. His waistline is trim and he's strengthening his core. He has a right to be proud of himself --- but I'm not going to do what he wants and start calling him the "Abdominal Snowman."

Steve Bruce

"Would you mind repeating that? I didn't get any of it until you got to seven!"

Swimming - Just isn't my sport.

Eye examination for World Cup officials.