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'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Wilfried Zaha

Snowman Football Fan.

Football Sculpture.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Rugby Mad.

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Funky Facts: USA.

Ref is red carding the computer for acting up.

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

Sergio Aguero

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Football Angel

"You could do a lot worse then be good at football... I know... some people have to settle for politics."

Daley Thompson

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

'We got married on Cup Final Day so that he wouldn't forget our anniversary.'

Dog and frog playing football.

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

Eclipse?

Swimming - Just isn't my sport.

Dog and hedgehog playing football.

"Would you mind repeating that? I didn't get any of it until you got to seven!"

As England's injury problems worsen, Roy Hodgson resorts to Englebert Humperdinck