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Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

The trauma of losing.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Bears

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Egyptian Football

Watching the football.

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Football

Men can show their emotions!

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

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