Argentinian Football Supporter Pillows

Maradona: 'Just play like I used to play!'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Raheem Sterling

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Mohamed Salah

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

World Cup Fever

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Why moms make bad refs.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

100k Desert Crawl

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Snowman Football Fan.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Theater or football.

Referee cop.

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

The game comes first...

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'