Arena Strategist Gifts

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

The MBA Draft

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Target your customer.

Personal conker trainer.

Perils of the double play.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

Hockey Season.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

The Other Cooperstown

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Tic-tac-toe

Target your message

Game changing

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."