Arena Enthusiast Gifts

Prelude to 1892 Election

After the brief display of sportsmanship, the gladiators resumed fighting to the death, while Anthony embarked on the long road to rehabilitation from torn knee ligaments.

"I miss the smell of beer and sweat in over-packed arenas."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Knight Golfing

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Football Chameleon

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Mixed Doubles.

Ratminton