Area 51 Curious Gifts

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Arrest of La Tuta

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.'

I spent my whole career studying the effects of cloning on aging. What did you find? Same old, same old. Plainwell Brew.

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

'Ya know, I'm startin' to think this whole global warming thing might not be a bunch of hogwash after all.'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

'Let's arbitrate.'

"But why would these kids go uphill for water? A hill is an anticline, and water typically seeks the impervious layers of a syncline."

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

"Hi honey! How was Roswell?"

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

There must have been a typo at the cloning factory!

Minimalism exhibition...

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'