Area 51 Adventurer Gifts

"Hi honey! How was Roswell?"

Bad for you but to die for

Ice fisher.

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Travellers

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Arcarde Patrol

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

The chosen few

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

Claw Machine Head

The lessor of two evils.

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."