Armpit Adventurer Gifts

Statue of Liberty gets sprayed.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

American Idle.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Travelogue

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

Snowboarding downhill.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Can I have a look at the map?

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Pull...'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'