Armpit Adventurer Mugs

Statue of Liberty gets sprayed.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Travelogue

The polar olympics

Snowboarding downhill.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Can I have a look at the map?

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Polar bears

'Pull...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'