Alaska Adventurer Mugs

"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Thank-you God.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Shoot For The Moon

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

The polar olympics

Snowboarding downhill.

Cometh the Cow!

Can I have a look at the map?

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Polar bears

"Phew, that was close."

'Pull...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

Desert Island Dating.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Vacation Mobile

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'