Alpine Adventurer Mugs

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

"Try our Austrian wines."

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

Stairway to Knee Surgery

Alpine horn player.

Snowboarding downhill.

The Swiss Army Mammoth

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Now I know why it was the Swiss who invented yodelling.

"Saying what? Hey! Did he just take off without me? Jerk!

'He says he's bringing back the empties!'

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

'And what first attracted you to skiing, Miss Vogel?'

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

"This is it Carter, just a few more feet and we'll be the first men to conquer this summit!"

Swiss Skier

Finnish skier

"Did you just yodel?"

It was only when he heard the hissing that Neil realized it wasn't his beloved Alpine horn.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Skiing.

"Tommy!"

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'