Area 51 Curious T-Shirts

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

Arrest of La Tuta

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.'

'Let's arbitrate.'

"But why would these kids go uphill for water? A hill is an anticline, and water typically seeks the impervious layers of a syncline."

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

"Hi honey! How was Roswell?"

"And it started out relatively harmless - pointless AI chats and some fake celebrity pornography..."

Continental drift - an Eskimo in the jungle.

There must have been a typo at the cloning factory!

Minimalism exhibition...

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'