Archaeology Student Gifts

'I would say that we have unearthed ancient hunting weapons.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Hmph. College kids.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Tut and Carmen.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

A caveman paints from life

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Physician tending a mummy.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Hadrian's Wall

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"