Graduation In Archaeology Gifts

'I have become an archaeologist.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Tut and Carmen.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

A caveman paints from life

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Physician tending a mummy.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."