Archaeology Lecturer Gifts

'Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

Eternal Student.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Tut and Carmen.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A caveman paints from life

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Make a lot of money."

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"And this is our media room."

Scarcity

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Physician tending a mummy.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'