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'I have become an archaeologist.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

Tut and Carmen.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

A caveman paints from life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"And this is our media room."

E=mc2.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."