Archaeology Teacher T-Shirts

"If you have any more archaeology questions, I'm sure we can dig up the answer."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Tut and Carmen.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

A caveman paints from life

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

E=mc2.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"And this is our media room."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Physician tending a mummy.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Hadrian's Wall

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'