Graduation From Architecture School Gifts

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Architect

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

I need to set upmy own company.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Artist chained to his drawing.

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'You're no Pollock.'

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Two New Paintbrushes

"We really need to up our game."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

'Once upon a time...'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

Moving buildings using a computer.

Architecture School. Yes, there's an old adage about God laughing when people make plans. But it's not referring to what architects do.

A workman ponders a bolt on a track