Graduation From Architecture School Gifts

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Architect

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

I need to set upmy own company.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Artist chained to his drawing.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'You're no Pollock.'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"We really need to up our game."

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'Once upon a time...'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

Moving buildings using a computer.

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

Art Student