Graduating Architecture School Gifts

Moving buildings using a computer.

Architecture School. Yes, there's an old adage about God laughing when people make plans. But it's not referring to what architects do.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

I need to set upmy own company.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Artist chained to his drawing.

"We really need to up our game."

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

'Once upon a time...'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

Art Student

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

'Why we have architects'

Greek Columns: Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken.

I'm a minimalist.

"When I grow up, I want to be a builder."

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

"Your take-home test will be monitored by 27 smart drones."

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."