Graduation From Design School Gifts

"I think it's time we dropped fashion design from the education curriculum..."

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

I need to set upmy own company.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Dentist Training School.

Artist chained to his drawing.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'You're no Pollock.'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

"We really need to up our game."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'Once upon a time...'

Moving buildings using a computer.