Graduation From Design School Pillows

"I think it's time we dropped fashion design from the education curriculum..."

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

I need to set upmy own company.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Podiarty School. Yes, there are chronic cases of feet falling asleep, but we don't call it "coma-toes."

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Artist chained to his drawing.

'You're no Pollock.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Dentist Training School.

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

"We really need to up our game."

Two New Paintbrushes

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'There seems to be no end to his talent.'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

'Once upon a time...'

Moving buildings using a computer.