Graduating Dental School Gifts

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Dentist Training School.

I remember when I started dental school. Getting my student loan was like pulling teeth!

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Eternal Student.

Reach for the Star.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

The adoration of the gels.

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Woman carries the world.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."