Beginning Dental School Gifts

I remember when I started dental school. Getting my student loan was like pulling teeth!

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Dentist Training School.

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

"This is a teaching hospital."

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

Anatomy.

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

Medical Student

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

"Go to sleep, Harold... you've prepared enough for the third years!"

'First, insure against doing harm.'

Dentist Suction

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

"You're at a teaching hospital. Hence, all the tests."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.