Dentistry Student Gifts

'I'm going to have to charge you $35 for that drill bit you swallowed.'

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Physician tending a mummy.

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Providing Healthcare For All

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.