Dentistry Student Gifts

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Physician tending a mummy.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Providing Healthcare For All

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.