Dental Students Gifts

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

'The $75 for floss wasn't for his teeth... we had to tie him to the chair.'

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"A virus ate my homework."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

Dentist Training School.

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

'One advantage of living through the plagues and wars of the 14th century was that you didn't have to study Chaucer.'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

"Let me through! I'm a quack."

"Before we start, I think you should know that I'm really not prepared for this operation. I mean, I just couldn't find any time to practice this week."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.