Aquatic Evangelists Gifts

'Oh no, quick! Turn off the lights... Pretend we're not home!'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Priest with Christian symbol

Computerized society.

Stop Human Footing

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"Holy Mackerel!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

The Threat to the Environment

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

Will work for manure.

"Before I share the meaning of life with Dave, let's take some calls from our viewers around the world."

The ocean is no place for a star.

Captive Audience.

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

"I spilled my drink."

A preacher of open-source software.

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

School of little fish scares big fish

'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'

"Come on Darling, concentrate: You have to master the reversing move..."

Buddha Fishing

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

Angel

It might be a little too realistic.

St. Peter to Darwin - "You can come in, but the book stays down there."

"Spawning out of season. You?"

"I'm a big fan of The Little River Band!"

Angelfish.

"Better to turn on a recyclable compact fluorescent bulb than to curse the brightness challenged."

"We'd like to share a message about Dog."

Dotcom begging.