Aquatic Evangelists Pillows

'Oh no, quick! Turn off the lights... Pretend we're not home!'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Computerized society.

Stop Human Footing

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"Holy Mackerel!"

The Threat to the Environment

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Will work for manure.

The ocean is no place for a star.

"I spilled my drink."

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

A preacher of open-source software.

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

School of little fish scares big fish

'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'

Buddha Fishing

Angel

"Come on Darling, concentrate: You have to master the reversing move..."

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

St. Peter to Darwin - "You can come in, but the book stays down there."

Angelfish.

"Spawning out of season. You?"

"Better to turn on a recyclable compact fluorescent bulb than to curse the brightness challenged."

"We'd like to share a message about Dog."

Dotcom begging.

An Angel sits fishing on a cloud and catches a Christian Fish.