Aquatic Acolyte Gifts

King Neptune feeding his two pet fish in a glass bowl.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"They're so like us."

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

"He chases submarines."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Dolphin tricks.

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Fitness in church.

The Threat to the Environment

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Water.

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Lunch is in twenty minutes sir, may I take your order?'

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

Car Water Skiing.

A fish wearing scuba gear.

Sea-Suns Greetings

"I'm afraid Gerald would rather be surfing the net."

Boating trip

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

'Ta da! Sailing in a row-boat!'